Mommy, I saw Bill kissing Hilary! I didn't know she dyed her hair black!
Q:Why did Clinton name his dog "Stains"? A:He liked saying "Cum Stains!"
Q:Why did the judge call Clinton's cat to the stand? A:The pussy had all the evidence
Q:Where does Clinton like to golf? A:At the Sexual Inter Course
Q:Why does he like to golf there? A:He gets free cigars
Q:How did they finally arrest Clinton? A:Monica coughed up the evidence
Q:What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and Paula Jones? A:Close, but no cigar
Q:What does a pop machine and Lewinsky have in common? A:The both have signs that say "Insert Bill Here"
Q:Why can't Lewinsky be a secretary? A:Because she sucked as an intern
Did you know that they were going to upgrade Hurricane Mitch to Hurricane Monica, but it wasn't blowing hard enough!